Okay, picking up where I left off, we were in the water and I was falling in love with him. I knew it at the time but I was trying to push the feelings away. Even though I knew that he had feelings for me too, I was worried about what it would do to …
Lazarus thinks I’m blaming him for the weird stuff happening around the house? He said that? He said that about me? Of course he did. He’s always had it out for me. Ever since the first day I started serving my master, Lazarus hasn’t liked me. I think he’s jealous because I’m such a great …
Hey George, welcome back to my second blog. On this blog, I like to get a little odder and drink carbonated water, which I don’t do on my main blog. So today Amanda and I will be painting the room of our first child, named Charlie. Now, we haven’t actually had any children yet, but …
I need to sit down. I am sitting down. I need to sit more down. I need to lie down, perhaps. Maybe then the pain will subside, but…ow, that still hurts, from toes to ankle. What have I even done to my foot? I only ran three seconds to catch the bus! Gosh, I should’ve …
Selling, buying… what’s the difference? It’s all the same to me. That might sound like nonsense or even downright stupid, but hear me out. If you’re buying something, you’ve most likely had to sell something – your property, your time or something else – in order to raise the funds. If you’re selling, you’ve most …
Family holidays are supposed to be a huge source of stress, right? Please tell me they are. If that’s not the case, then I’m clearly doing something wrong, and I simply can’t afford for that to be the case. I mean, when you’re racking up hundreds of dollars a day on kid-friendly B&Bs, cafe meals …
Day five: the war over the office climate control system rages on. Edith has wrested the remote from Dan and is smugly nursing it in her cubicle, making sure everyone knows about her special trump card, which is her arthritis. This would be a very real concern and one that I’m sure everyone would be …
My mum is always buying those glossy home decor magazines, and I can never help flipping through them, despite my reservations. I’ve got to say, the way the homes are styled in them, you’d think they were inhabited by some kind of rarely seen, ground-dwelling bird – a kiwi, perhaps. For starters, they often feature …
Dawn’s such a drama queen. She puts on this whole thing of being a sunbeam of love and light, while underhandedly clawing her way up the corporate ladder – albeit that of the spiritual self-help world. Then she’ll turn around and be freaking out about how much pressure she’s under and how bad it is …
As per usual, it was a confusing and misguided episode of Her-Bla, one that didn’t seem to know what message it wanted to convey. Back in season one, the messages may have been terrible, but at least they stuck to their guns, even if they were flying in the face of logic and common sense. …